I'm driving to work in slush and snow and see this HUGE puddle on the road. So of course I drive closer to the curb to get the full effect of this glorious puddle. Water slashes onto the sidewalk and fence, as well as across the front of my car. It was amazing.
Then I look in my rear view mirror to see the guy behind me move into the oncoming traffic lane just to avoid the puddle. Who moves out of the way of a puddle?! Now I'm simply thankful there wasn't a giant pothole or anything under that water! Then I really would have looked like a jackass.