Saw this today, made me giggle:
LAVENDER LEMONADE
5 cups of water
1/2 -3/4 cup sugar (yeah, it is fucking lemonade. without the sugar it is just real sour fucking water)
3/4 cup Meyer lemon juice, about 6 lemons (you can just use the regular lemons at the store too, not a dealbreaker)
juice of half a lime
4 sprigs of fresh lavender
Bring the water to a boil in a medium pot. Add the sugar and simmer
that shit on a low heat for about 5 minutes. Make sure to stir it on the
regular. The sugar should be all dissolved in the water by now with no
little fucking grains rolling around in there. Turn off the heat and
stir in the lemon juice, lime juice, and lavender. Let it cool until it
is around room temperature. Take the lavender pieces out but use a
fucking spoon and not your fingers if you are going to serve that shit
to other people. Put the lemonade in the fridge to cool down all the
way. Serve with lemon wedges and a pinch of dried lavender if you want
it to look fucking impressive.
makes about 1 quart of chill the fuck out
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